…and pie. You cannot forget the pie.

*wild cheering*

Maheswaran/Universe 2044! YEAH!

There is nothing about this post that isn't awesome and fully-canon. Who's awesome? YOU'RE awesome.

Pearl is my favorite gem. Delicate, elegant mom is best mom. Meanwhile, Dr. Maheswaran is at the barn with Peridot, and they're keeping each other calm.

Peridot: And how have you sinned, my clod…I mean 'my child.'
Pearl: Well, I was curt with Steven because he was looking at Camp Pining Hearts porn on the internet, and—
Peridot: WHERE? Oh, my stars, where's my tablet?. Confession's over…um…say three 'Hail Rose Quartzes' and…whatever!
Pearl: Whaaa?

Yellowtail: Yarrblabla heh heh furfle ha!
Lapis: You're welcome…but my name is Lapis.

Lapis: Well, I'm out. I couldn't master my domain. I fused with Pearl.
Jasper: Me, too. I fused with Garnet
Peridot: Nyaaaa!! I win! I didn't fuse with anyone, not even Dr. Maheswaran.
Lapis: It sure looked like you were trying to fuse with Dr. Maheswaran.

…and now I really want to hug Centipeedle.

OH, definitely. Giggity giggity giggity lazuli giggity goo.

That was some serious 'Apocalypto' stuff…I wasn't comfortable on it.

It's a NEW DAY, yes it is!

Oh, honey's gonna be singing, crying, singing while crying…and I'm okay with it.

Lauren Zuke is my honey…I mean that in a familial way, 'cos I'm not a creepo, and she's not into fellas anyhow.

Dr. Maheshwaran and Peridot are THE OTP of OTPs…Two gals…coming to grips with the madness that is the Crystal Gems…In each other, they find safety and comfort and common ground…and occasional smooching.

I am ridiculously giddy to know more parallel Earth geography. *Livin' in Delmarva"

That ended badly for Greg and Rosethyst…

Peridot singing made everything all right. I love my little singing triangle sweetie.

Terrifying Renegade Mom is BEST Mom!

Soon, Steven will introduce Peridot to Connie…and Dr. Maheshwaran and Peridot will have the moment I've been waiting patiently for.