The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Survivor’s Guilt and a sense of responsibility for the death of an innocent person are tough to handle for damn near anybody. To have to deal with it and answer questions about it in a very public forum would be much tougher.

You might be surprised to know that some people have died hitting trees or walls that were travelling at 0 mph.

Shut the fuck up.

Lebron is a father!!!

Florida is not a bad team, they just had a bad year; their top guys were out to injury for large segments of the season, the reason Marchessault got to play as much as he did.

De’Aaron means “of Aaron”

Hey Gizmodo, you know that new pop up about ad blockers and asking us to whitelist your site.

As a Cardinals fan, I think I’m supposed to say something about counting rings... but whatever. As a fan, I was saddened by the win last fall, but very happy for you all (including some close friends) who finally got to share in the celebration of a Series win.... then November happened and all that emotion over…

They have officially etched their names into the Guiness book of who gives a shit.

So I’m a Cavs fan and I agree with you. I also agreed with you when Rose banked in a three in Game 3 of the second round 2 years ago. But, I feel we’re in the minority on this (I remember being pissed we lost a playoff game on a fluke and everyone was still talking about Rose’s great shot). I’ve also decided that it’s…

Fans from the sideline report he eeked out a “Kobi!” before going down.

Just make him go left!

If a no one cares falls in the forest, does anyone care?

I believe the legal jargon you’re looking for is “preponderance of doubt”.

It’s weird that so much energy was spent laughing at Trump for saying he would not accept the results if he lost. And now you say the republicans would definitely contest the results. It’s almost as though you forget that the most notable protest was Gore in 2000. We lost because we nominated one of the few candidates…

....wut?

All my Amazon packages are delivered to rusty Shackleford.

Or that he was forced to sell his website for $135 million.

No, 0% chance that replay cost the Dodgers anything at all.