Gimmicks, ranked:

And there isn’t an especially hot viral video at the time.

I guess you didn’t hear there’s a World Cup next year. . . 2018 is the year soccer takes over America!

I don’t even know what the message is here... Is it that racism is a-okay? Is it that racism is pervasive within American culture? Is it that Boston fans suck?

That was the most startling part of the clip. A decent case can be made for Altuve as MVP, but the fact that Albert fucking Pujols hits behind Mike Trout should not be part of that argument.

Did Darwin Barney kick your dog or something? You seem to be almost pissed at him...

Well now you’ve heard it, friend. 2011-12 Barney had a perfect mix of slightly limited range and solid glove that put him in rarefied air.

Never forget: Darwin Barney was one inning away from tying the MLB record for consecutive errorless games. And a gold glove winner and constant contender says that error should have been charged to himself as opposed to Barney.

The arbitrator was unable to follow “his conscious,” eh? Elliott has clearly assembled a top notch legal team...

Though Sherman wasn’t “blindsided” - a vague term that doesn’t appear in the rules - the initial contact was made to his chest within five yards of the line of scrimmage, which is totally legal.

What about the fact that the contact occurred within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage? Within that area, “a defensive player may chuck an eligible receiver in front of him” as long as the receiver has not passed the defender and the contact is not to the back.

It’s also worth noting that the contact occurred within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage. Within that area, “a defensive player may chuck an eligible receiver in front of him” as long as the receiver has not passed the defender and the contact is not to the back.

It will give him a chance to spend more time with his book club.

An appropriately worn copy of Blonde on Blonde.

An appropriately worn copy of Blonde on Blonde.

And presumably the Bulls just don’t return from their Thanksgiving trips. No one would blame them.

Only two Bulls games? I think your formula needs to be revisited.

8-8? You clearly think much too highly of this team.

It’s not that they “can’t function,” it’s that it is easier to do so without having to ask those questions, which they will hear more of if Kaepernick is on their team.

Also, the Cubs bullpen would have fared better if they kept those masks on.

There were three rain delays...