I wish that was the case. Unfortunately, there are still a LOOOTTT of people who value those wins over anything else.

Well, Venus would be waaaaaay below 700. Serena is at that level.

Chris Paul had the same 3PT% as Steph Curry this year and has converted 39% of his 3Pt attempts since joining the Clippers. That’s actually pretty good.

McEnroe was asked if Serena was the best tennis player in the world, regardless of gender, and he answered. While there is no way to know exactly where she would fall in that ranking list, 700 is a fair approximation. Her seemingly resenting that ranking constitutes McEnroe being “owned,” according to this write up.…

Don’t worry, little buddy. You’ll figure it out some day.

Not only that, but he’s saying that Arrieta is actually pitching well. Like, he isn’t saying that he’s an elite pitcher that is in the same fog as the rest of the Cubs and he will be the player he was from 2014-2016, he says he has been just as good.

Only on Tuesdays. Which reminds me...

His assessment was actually pretty accurate and she was the one who reacted strongly to that. What does that have to do with “male insecurity?”

Of course, around 2000, she declared that she could beat anyone ranked below 200 on the men’s circuit. Someone in the low 200's accepted that challenge and she couldn’t even keep it close.

Uuuhh.... I don’t know that we can officially declare that on account of it’s probably a fairly accurate assessment. When she was reaching her peak, she DID play someone from the men’s circuit. After declaring she’d beat anyone ranked under 200 she played the #203 and got trounced.

The Bulls REEEEALLY love ACL rehabs and stretch 4 Euros. I’m sure it will work out fine this time though.

Well, if your name is Erik Jones and you name your kid Erikson Jones, you are also an asshole. To be clear, this isn’t a patronymic, it’s an absurd given name.

Charlotte will be the spot where Dwight finally pulls it all together and he truly blossoms. 0% chance he is publicly venting while still insisting that he is happy come December.

And I realize that that is an absurd distinction but I’m sticking with it.

I don’t know, but it is. I could name my kid Martink110333 Jr. and say that it is because I’ve liked my own name. To name the kid De’Martink110333 defines them as a product of me. Like, Jr. can drop the suffix. De’Martink110333 can’t drop the De’.

I wrote essentially the same thing and then saw you had already done so. Enjoy the star, good sir.

Wait, De’Aaron Fox’s father is named Aaron Fox? Like, De’Aaron is Of Aaron Fox? Christ, who is the self absorbed father figure now?

Then isn’t that title at least a bit misleading? “We don’t yet know” is essentially equivalent to “shit, I’d say this is theoretically possible, imma run with the insinuation.”

I’m admittedly vague on this storyline, but it sounds as though the victim and the victim’s friends initiated and escalated things? Granted that’s the report from the attorney that is dropping things.

As a Cubs fan, I will say this in our defense... At least we aren’t Cardinals fans.