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MartiniZing
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Roadkill is probably the best car anything on YouTube. This episode was hilarious as it took them out of their comfort zone of V8s and fast junk, to junk one of them has no idea about, and the other does, but it can’t help their case haha.

I’m going to use this post as an opportunity to tell you that since you sent me your book I’ve been reading at a one-chapter-per-poop rate, and the constant laughter has worked WONDERS for my bowel movements.

Wait. What? What did I just watch twice? I need to break this down further...

Now give the car to Richard Linklater and see if he’ll film it a few days a year hooning around the streets of Austin. Then in 2027 he can deliver us 3 hours of drifting footage, including some time where the car is in the shop, getting washed, you know, everyday stuff.

I really hate it when marketing people open their mouths and let words come out. I don’t think they realize how fucking stupid they sound.