KANYE IS THE GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME.

KANYE IS THE GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME.

Seriously! I don’t blame the kids for missing their mom, but her having a job is not gonna permanently damage them. Her not doing anything but sit and stare at them while she slowly went bankrupt probably would, though. It’s good for kids to learn that they aren’t the entire world.

THIS, and also, her job requires her to put on a sexy persona and tiny outfits. As the mother of a 9 year old boy, I know how much he hates even walking into my room and seeing me in my underwear right now. I think its a mix of “dang, mommy has to go to work now” and “omg mom please stop its embarrassing”. If THIS is…

I think you’re not getting what I mean... My kid doesn’t even KNOW to say “don’t go be Lannister Handjob*” he is like “don’t go help people in their garden stay and play all day forever!” because three year olds don’t have a great grasp on time or what I do. But people call their mama BRITNEY SPEARS all day, every…

Yeah, it’s kinda sad but kids almost always want more Mom time. Unfortunately, mom has a job. That happens every day to millions of kids and most of them turn out okay. It’s not exactly “sad memoir" material.

...is this really that weird/depressing to the parents out there?

I mean, to be fair, when I was little I didn't love it when my parents had to go to work either

PPS: Fuck Doug Brien Week is every week.

PS: You at least got the e-mail about Fuck Doug Brien Week, right?

As a tenured Jets fan, did you not get the orientation brochure? No, no it does not get better.

We must have read different accounts. His is higher, and that doesn’t take into account his stake in the inheritance from his father’s estate.

Do we wonder if Seacrest asked Kanye for the rights to use “Gold Digger” as the theme song?

*their and whatever other typos I generated in rage