PPS: Fuck Doug Brien Week is every week.

PS: You at least got the e-mail about Fuck Doug Brien Week, right?

As a tenured Jets fan, did you not get the orientation brochure? No, no it does not get better.

We must have read different accounts. His is higher, and that doesn’t take into account his stake in the inheritance from his father’s estate.

Do we wonder if Seacrest asked Kanye for the rights to use “Gold Digger” as the theme song?

*their and whatever other typos I generated in rage