STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Thanks? Hopefully 2004 Kanye. LMFAO!

Killing Splinter at this moment in time was really stupid. 

The thing that’s extra frustrating about Republicans lies about the impeachment inquiry is that over 100 members of Congress are eligible to participate in these behind closed door sessions and both parties are able to question witnesses. But they way they tell it you’d think it was just Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff…

Here are my timeline predictions:

Because the curve of the universe bends toward hilarity, Candace Owens, as a Baroness, is required to curtsy to the Duchess of Sussex.

One high on white powder, the other on White power; hating on a sister with actual power.

Sanberg went from glass ceiling smasher to professional glazer so fast.

Facebook is unequivocally bad. Sheryl can fuck off with her hundreds of millions to survey the damage her own policies and actions have wrought.

Man, when they’re uncrating Eric they’re really desperate. It’s like having a dingo as your spokesperson.

How, HOW do they manage to dress themselves every day? Actually, extend that to Pirro and all Fox News viewers watching this and being like “yeah, that’s right!” Like... at some point, doesn’t this level of dumb make one fatally choke on a pretzel?

Not a single person in the entire family is in touch with reality.  But at least he agrees he ought to be in jail. 

This seems pretty consistent with the spirit of Thanksgiving. The holiday is all about celebrating guests who come to dinner and then refuse to leave. For added accuracy, the pilgrims should take over the house and make the family live on that crappy little patch of land out behind the garage.

And I’m not sure what the point was in him sharing it?

I believe the real reason Paul Rudd knows so much about the Titanic, is that he was onboard when it sank and managed to make it into a lifeboat. Dude’s immortal.

Nothing about Pete Davidson says "attractive".

Sinatra TOTALLY stamped that passport, as they say.

Matt Lauer’s “misdeeds”??? Da fuq??