plastic surgery 

Know what’s even chiller, bruh? Not being a judgy dick.

You know what’s worse? Being a judgy dick. Alcohol kills people, too, but I don’t see you running around fussing with your skirts over that.

I used to occasionally enjoy Thomas Middleditch on Comedy Bang Bang (podcast). He and Lauren Lapkis were really funny together. But then one day he admitted openly that he was annoyed and angry when her career seemed to be going better than his (even though with Silicion Valley he’s arguably more successful). And it…

“His justification reminds me of Thomas Middleditch, who recently outed himself as someone who coerced his wife into an open marriage.”

Jesus, just bend on one knee and ask.

“Yeah, maybe it’s reality but we’ll be dead soon so fuck ‘em and ignore it.”

That, and the fact that she’s just not as progressive or charismatic as, say, Sanders or Warren.

She’s calling people to acknowledge the existence of reality which won’t go away just because we ignore it. No wonder Fox and Friends are terrified.

Plus why are we still giving this anti-vaxx whackadoo work??

That’s making a lot of very generous assumptions about McCain (that she can follow directions, that she’s self-aware enough to build a character, that she isn’t ridiculously thin-skinned and petty) that I’m not sure is warranted.

Oh, he dead now.

This quote from the Times coverage really summed it all up for me:

To defend Pitt a bit, in that moment it probably didn’t occur to him that there were other women who had gone through abuse similar to Paltrow from that POS.  

lol 

Let’s make a deal. If your home sinks or catches fire due to climate change, nobody comes to save you. 

That’s why Graves is the only one braying laughter at his stupid picking-up-trash joke.... She’s just staring at him like he’s a fucking moron, because he is. She doesn’t have that “automatic smile” problem that most girls and women are conditioned into by that age. Blessed be!

Fun fact: My hero Greta Thunberg has Aspberger’s syndrome (true story), which in this case she uses as a superpower, cause Greta has zero fux to give.