You’d think these lunatics who have litters of children would care more about climate change. Or maybe feel bad for ripping other children away from their parents and either putting them in crowded, lice-ridden cages without giving them a flu vaccination or handing them over to child molesters. And yet they don’t seem…

You how in Saudi Arabia a woman has to have five men confirm what she’s saying before anyone can believe her?

I can’t comprehend how y’all got yourselves so tied up in knots over health care in the first place.

“I implore you to try to comprehend Biden’s explanation as to why his plan is the way to go. If you can get past his “$1,000 copays” without your head exploding, consider yourself superhuman”

Because parents.

I think her impression of Spicer is the best thing to come out of SNL in the last five years! She’s so fearless - I love that woman and everything she does. :)

Yeah Joe, that would have been terrible. A nation in mourning. What if 9/11 never happened? While we’re rambling about alternate history during the most important Presidential campaign of our lives and possibly this nation’s future we might as well hit all the possibilities.

I disliked Reagan.

I had a REALLY WEIRD experience with Amazon yesterday.

But how can she be racist when I can see her black friend in the marketing?

Literally no one has ever said those words to you. God, even in introducing a fucking clothing line, which I guarantee you did zero fucking work other than tell people I want to put a shotgun in my leggings and MORE STARS, you have to play the victim card.

How remarkable of him to care so much about cancer... after he was diagnosed with it. Maybe if his climate change denial legacy didn’t eclipse his other “philanthropic” work someone would shed tear. As it stands, he undeniably has left the world a worse place by his direct action.

If it’s any consolation, Charles Koch is even older and has had his share of health issues. He’ll probably die a few years, at which point the Koch effort to suppress climate change response will fade away as the heirs spend years in court fighting over the inheritance, and as Wyatt Koch blows the lion’s share of it…

He was a horrible man and I’m glad he’s dead. 

I’d find it difficult to reconcile with my spouse if they were photographed repeatedly fucking around with someone else, too. It’s totally normal to feel sad post-breakup, that doesn’t mean you need to get back together. 

Uncle Tom realized that white people will never allow him to be equal.

Obama should get Trump’s travel plans and follow him everywhere. Just troll the fuck out of him until the election. Hands down the best plan. I’ll donate to this PAC every payday.

I think it was the crime hat. The crime hat was her own prison.

Exactly. I keep saying, there’s a protocol for rich people to get their kids into school. Everybody knows the protocol. Follow the protocol.