You’d think these lunatics who have litters of children would care more about climate change. Or maybe feel bad for ripping other children away from their parents and either putting them in crowded, lice-ridden cages without giving them a flu vaccination or handing them over to child molesters. And yet they don’t seem…

You how in Saudi Arabia a woman has to have five men confirm what she’s saying before anyone can believe her?

I can’t comprehend how y’all got yourselves so tied up in knots over health care in the first place.

“I implore you to try to comprehend Biden’s explanation as to why his plan is the way to go. If you can get past his “$1,000 copays” without your head exploding, consider yourself superhuman”

Because parents.

I think her impression of Spicer is the best thing to come out of SNL in the last five years! She’s so fearless - I love that woman and everything she does. :)

Yeah Joe, that would have been terrible. A nation in mourning. What if 9/11 never happened? While we’re rambling about alternate history during the most important Presidential campaign of our lives and possibly this nation’s future we might as well hit all the possibilities.

I disliked Reagan.

I had a REALLY WEIRD experience with Amazon yesterday.

But how can she be racist when I can see her black friend in the marketing?

Literally no one has ever said those words to you. God, even in introducing a fucking clothing line, which I guarantee you did zero fucking work other than tell people I want to put a shotgun in my leggings and MORE STARS, you have to play the victim card.

I’d find it difficult to reconcile with my spouse if they were photographed repeatedly fucking around with someone else, too. It’s totally normal to feel sad post-breakup, that doesn’t mean you need to get back together. 

Uncle Tom realized that white people will never allow him to be equal.

Obama should get Trump’s travel plans and follow him everywhere. Just troll the fuck out of him until the election. Hands down the best plan. I’ll donate to this PAC every payday.

I think it was the crime hat. The crime hat was her own prison.

Exactly. I keep saying, there’s a protocol for rich people to get their kids into school. Everybody knows the protocol. Follow the protocol.

I mean, she fully committed to the lie, meaning she had to coax her kids to participate in sham photo shoots and whatnot, which seems like a lot more trouble than simply scratching off a check and having a few meetings with administrators to help build a facility for students or even just give a little something for…

The reason there’s no “Laughlin/Gianulli Tennis Court” is that rather than make a clear philanthropic contribution like that, they opted to spend their money creating photoshop pictures of their kids in sports they don’t play and bribing coaches in those sports.

And someone cared to prop the bike before rushing over to her?