In this day and age, conservative Christianity is probably the most profitable (and easy-to-break-into) grift for a blonde with implants?

I thought the appeal of youtube stars was supposed to be their cheap accessiblity (ie youtube) and/or their authenticity. But if fans were willing to pay 50$ to watch a shitty video of a fake wedding, that can’t be it.

For some reason I thought Jason Momoa was older than 40.

Andy Cohen is E level trash. He really wants to be or thinks he is, as clever as Graham Norton, but he will be doused in glitter before that ever happens.

I’ve never liked Any Cohen. In fact other than media clips, I’ve never seen a full episode of his show. It’s obvious from a mile away that he is just plain messy.  

I’m *pretty sure that I got greyed in Jezebel for consistently calling Andy Cohen a piece of shit in any write-up they did about him.

Yeah there was an 8 second stretch in this article where I thought “well, he makes a fair point here” before he immediately dug a hole halfway to China for himself.

She might be a queen, icon and a legend (debatable) but she’s also uneducated and has never had to stand on her own two legs without a strong male figure to tell her what to do. If she’s come under the sway of an unscrupulous man it’s really not surprising.

This is petty. Deliciously petty. I am so here for it.

I see that Dershowitz and Rudy Giuliani share the same dentist

Oh, I still have tons of questions. It comes off as saying “you just thought you were happy” to a grieving widow but really, the only reason her husband wasn’t arrested was that he extended the grooming period of her and her entire family until she was of legal age.

thanks for trolling, but it’s always said to women. 

The thing with Celine is that the way her relationship with Rene continued and ended seems to have rendered how it began moot, but it was deeply problematic. He became her manager when she was *13* and he was *40.* He was not only much, much older but had incredible power as the manager of a very young girl from a…

But it’s functioning as a dunce cap.

“YouTube royalty”

The bus actually isn’t that far off the main road, but you need a modicum of navigational and wilderness skills to reach it, not a misplaced sense of 19th century Romanticism.

Just to put this shit in context; I’ve got Channel 4 News (UK) on, and the Tangerine Twat is the number three story, behind China trying to tear gas every person in Hong Kong, and Britain’s own Truculent Toupee!

Well one of them is much more talented than the other, so that explains that. 

I keep saying this man will bring down half the political class and a boat load of CEOs. To which I say: good.

I love Beyonce, but for this one thing, seriously, fuck Beyonce. Weighing 175 lbs isn’t “every woman’s nightmare”. I weigh more than that, and it’s certainly not a nightmare for me. It stings that she thinks it is. What *is* a nightmare is living in a world where women and girls are influenced by celebrities like…