for real. fuck that bitch.

McCain shot back, “Well, my father couldn’t lift me above his head as a child because of his torture wounds.”

Y’know what, Megs? I’m getting really fucking sick of having to kiss your Dad’s dead ass. His bravery, selflessness, and honor during his days as a soldier and a POW are to be unquestionably respected and honored. As a politician where his actors could impact the greater good? Fuck him; he was fucking useless. He was…

I can’t imagine Jared calling Melania a FLILF. He seems as sexless as a Ken doll.

I did, but only because I’m evil. I mean forgiving. Did I say evil? I totally meant forgiving.

Mila going off on a pro-democracy rant in fluent Russian would be the highlight of the weekend.

Can I ask what exactly happens at a 3 day wedding party/retreat?

Nah, that will just leave racist bone spurs

not uncommon. They just call it a 3 day wedding retreat to sound fancy, it the same things most weddings do. Friday night you have wedding rehearsal and small dinner afterward. Saturday is the wedding, Sunday is a brunch for the out of towners who stayed the night and are leaving later that day.  

“There’s a lot beneath the surface when it comes to trust and legitimacy around policing and race in our city,” Buttigieg said, according to the Times.

Coupled with an unwillingness by elected Dems to actually take on racist Republican policies and positions. All about that consensus!

For the “like Biden, but only slightly better” crowd.

This idiot can’t go away fast enough. For the life of me I cannot understand how he appeals to anyone.

This is what happens when Democrats take the black community for granted and only 'care' once every two or four years when there is an election. 

Can’t believe a bloodless liberal technocrat is having a tough time dealing with racist policing and systemic state brutality against the oppressed.

What? A privileged white guy who’s focused on getting another job ignores his marginalized constituents of his current job?

Racism is very funny when you're not the topic, especially if you are racist.

That’s the joke.

Filing under #ThingsAbsolutelyNobodyAskedFor

but they are not even funny