You know how you know you shit? When er’ryboy who works for you - people who you and your own team hired - is found to have kept detailed notes of their conversations with you or other’s in the room.

I think there’s a decent chance he gets caught in a rest stop male prostitution sting one day.

Hell, he literally confessed to Witness Tampering, in public, in front of hundreds of millions of people.

I see that Matt Gaetz went to the Jacob Wohl school of Twitter.

Dude’s Twitter bio has a quote from Trump calling him handsome. I swear these shitheels are the most pathetic creatures on the planet.

This just in: Water is wet. 

“Men, on average, did not change their alcohol consumption on becoming fathers,”

do white people ask to touch/pet other white people’s hair, or is it only a black thing?

Absolutely. She’s famous for being able to hold infinite eye contact with people, and he’s a, oh what’s the word? AN ACTOR.

[T]he trollish backlash that only intensified following Brie Larson’s call for a more diverse press pool to cover the film.

Excited to see how sliding barn doors and shiplap enhance the castle-ness!

Thank you!

Mel B said she felt “very uncomfortable” for Bradley Cooper’s longtime girlfriend during Cooper and Lady Gaga’s performance of “Shallow” on Sunday.

I read the whole Verge article earlier this morning, and it was just one horror after another these people are forced to sit through for slightly above minimum wage.

It sounds like the things they’re exposed to are significantly different than most other occupations.  

Slumdog Millionaire was a good movie, but The Wrestler should have swept up.

For me it’s Saving Private Ryan losing to fucking Shakespeare in Love.

Heath Ledger was robbed that year, too!

The Academy is full of a metric ton of “wait...whut?” wins. I’m still bitter that freaking Slumdog Millionaire won the same year it was up against Frost/ Nixon, Milk, and The Wrestler.

Damn near made coffee come out of my nose with this.