I can respect Cardi’s mind and her work ethic, be interested to hear her political views, love to chat with her about FDR’s New Deal’s impact on world politics, surmise with her on the impact Elenor had on his personal politics and STILL be pissed as fuck at her for her anti-trans statements.

Given how much influence the surviving members of Queen had over everything else in this movie, I blame them far, far more than Rami.

On a black-specific site? If you think that’s shocking, you really need to get out more. (Btw, the ad is a parody, but thanks for the click, troll.)

I live in Wyoming and endured Lummis’s tenure as our Rep. She is an idiot.

He’s like the lost puppy who keeps getting found by the cute girls who wind up giving him away because they can’t break him of shitting the bed.

I need my Root timeline to not be filled with old racist white men. More selfies Jay. 

It’s the Ricky Gervais approach. They’re just serial contrarians who make a living from pissing people off and getting smug from it, it’s only now that liberalism on lots of social issues is widespread meaning they’ve reverted to the other side (with Gervais claiming we should do more to protect animals while at the…

It’s almost like a guy who has only interacted with well-paid yes men for decades can’t quite come to terms with having to deal with people who aren’t sucking off the company teat. Yeah, never seen this before.

When I worked at Starbucks almost 20 years ago, I got written up a few times for not following the dress code. I swore that one day vengeance would be mine.

I’m more upset about the twist at the beginning of the movie, where it turns out this isn’t a Firefly movie.

If you don’t really wear foundation maybe you should just start with a nice concealer instead? Most days I just dab a little where I need it and blend it.

now Ariana’s tattoo reads “Japanese BBQ finger”

You are not alone.

Why wait?

A new Washington Post-ABC News poll indicates that a majority of Americans say they will “definitely not” vote for Trump in 2020. A majority of Americans give me trust issues though!!!

“Dow just broke 25,000. Tremendous news!”

Ewwwwwwww...yeah, you’re right.  

Step 1: Leave the GOP

I don’t want to help any republicans at the moment. Nor do I want to help any centrist or right wing democrats. Any time that one of them seems to be turning a corner they produce a smile and a thousand knives saying: “Well, I would compromise but I’ve got money and power behind me - I just wanted to watch you waste…

I get the feeling that Ben Shapiro would pay an obscene amount for AOC feet pics.