Wait I’m also an adult woman who likes getting ice cream alone. Or with other people. It doesn’t matter.

I think I just like ice cream.

This just in: Domineering creep acts like a domineering creep.

The only way she can redeem herself slightly from her role in enlarging the Trump gene pool significantly is if she goes straight from her divorce attorney’s office to Mueller’s, but I’m not holding my breath. I’m convinced this is all just an attempt to grab as many assets for herself and her demon spawn before…

I’ve noticed a subtle change in the marketing’s focus, post Black Panther making all the money in the world.

Yup.

Bill Maher is trash.

Maybe whoever that commenter is/was finally got on a decent health care plan with comprehensive prescription drug coverage. Thanks, Obama!

I want him to stroke out and be physically unable to do anything like communicate, especially through tweets, but be mentally aware of it all. Sweet sweet suffering.

Seriously. “So, what we’d like to do is a huge public announcement about how we’ve ENDED ABORTION and defeated EBUL PLANNED PARENTHOOD. And in return, you guys will continue to be paid as healthcare service providers! Sweet deal, eh? If you sign right now, we’ll even let you stand on the stage with Donald as he…

Every woman GOP governor is the absolute worst because they turn a blind eye to shit they should care about but don’t because they got theirs and now they don’t want anyone else to do the same. Fuck them all.

I’ve heard it said multiple times that the two best things ever to happen to Texas were 1) air conditioning and 2) the easy oil running out.

What are you talking about?

Oklahoma has a serious problem: it’s cripplingly dependent on petroleum extraction and military installations, and not much else. (Hobby Lobby is HQ’ed there; whoopie-doo.) You’d think the state would understand that it needs to develop an educated workforce to have a prayer in hell of attracting investment, which is…

It is honestly baffling that they thought it would work. It shows how incredibly disconnected they actually were from the political sphere before taking an official job at the fucking White House. Their resort to a bribe (federal funding for ending abortions), and their belief that such a bribe might actually produce…

If the pro-life movement focused on sex ed and access to birth control, the number of abortion procedures would drop.

Bet Javanka were genuinely confused when Richards turned down that sweet deal.

i mean, this is pretty much it now.

Tyrese’s importance to the F&F series is somewhere below that of a modified Subaru.

I share a birthday with Liam Neeson, Mick Foley, Dean Martin, and Prince.