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MartinisAreLovely
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Fuck this company. My friend went through them for bridesmaids dresses and both stores were a fucking nightmare of unorganization. Plus they somehow entered me as a bride so I got TONS of emails for over a year. Because it says in their fine print (as I later learned) they reserve the right to “rent” your email. Like

I’d be willing to have a shred of belief in McCain’s fake-ass image of Maverick if he recovers, goes back to the Senate and votes against this garbage. Too bad the chances of this happening are next to zero.

I wish Mr. McCain can continue to enjoy sucking on the teat of taxpayer funded healthcare long into the future.

Et voila!

I’ve never seen the show but am familiar with it.

Finally, goddamn. The only shame is that it was cancelled over a dispute, and not because someone had a come-to-jesus moment and realized this entire premise is deeply fucked up.

Joe is a douche. Mika is a douche-enabler. Still, we have to welcome defections when they come since nothing is going to happen to Trump until Republicans start defecting.

But finding a male lead in his 20s who can act and sing has proven difficult — especially since the studio wants someone of Middle-Eastern or Indian descent 

But finding a male lead in his 20s who can act and sing has proven difficult

Calling it- Joanna definitely wrote this takedown.

Maybe in Japan things like facts still matter, but we’re making America great one ridiculous rumor at a time!

What is it with these middle aged white guys like Gavin McInnes where their brain breaks? Is this something I need to look out for? What are the warning signs?

Gavin McInnes is the kind of neo-Nazi that’s still too into trying to look cool that he could never fully commit to the shaved head and swastika tattoo lifestyle.

Chyna told her side of the story in a snippet on GMA this morning,

Or like appointing Betsy DeVos as education secretary.

Waiters at all the restaurants he attends should calmly state how, “there may be undeterminable amounts of chlorpyrifos in your food, just fyi.” 

“that students who are lied to and mistreated by their school get the relief they are owed, and that schools that harm students are held responsible for their behavior,”

I would be OK if Betsy DeVos was mauled by grizzly bears in a public square.

Isn’t DeVos closely linked to for-profit colleges and lenders?

I’m doing a separate article on ingrown prevention!