It's not that we love assholes, we love seeing assholes make damned fools out of themselves.

Jon, you were brilliant, erudite, and just plain awesome. You shamed Congress into passing the 9-11 responders health care bill, you fed Tucker Carlson his testicles on Crossfire, and you gave birth to brilliant talent....John Oliver, Steve Carrell, and Stephen Colbert among others. You will be missed buddy. Your…

I’m going to watch this tomorrow morning & I know I’m going to cry. Watching Jon made me realize all the bullshit that my family and teachers were spewing & that republicans don’t have my best interests at heart. I will be eternally grateful for not only the laughs but the enlightenment.

::uncontrollable sobbing::

Why not both:

What constitutes an adult? I consider anyone under 25 a teen.

I don’t understand all these extracurricular activities on the subway nowadays. Making out, eating a stinky five course meal, drunken singing, non-drunken singing, whipping out of dicks. As an AMERICAN it is your duty to sit or stand there quietly, stare into space and pray that the power doesn’t go out before you get…

Yes, on a bed made of Beef n’ Cheddars.

Is this gonna be how we cope without Jon Stewart? I’m in. We’re all here for each other and will get through these dark times ;(

I like this new game of corporate benefit one-uppsmanship.

Are you sure that’s Gaga doing Cher? I thought it was a My Little Pony recreating a Power Station video in Moschino.

It would be cute if the two PR teams fell in love with each other in the process.

Can we send them bootstraps?

I have a feeling this will be my go-to face for all these Republican “stunts” in the next year.

Being a single mother is not for the faint of heart, I tell you.

How to start your day like Mocena:

I think if you’re not a morning person, no amount of internet articles are going to help you. I am a morning person, and I hate to be rushed for anything, so I tend to wake up 2-3 hours before I have to leave for the day. This gives me time to work out, take my dogs on a walk, clean a little, watch the news, have a…

One of the things that gives me hope is that I know Emma Thompson also signed that petition supporting Polanski. And when a she was approached by a university student in the UK who gave her more information about the Polanski case and gently asked her to reconsider her position, she—being the excellent person that she…