They should call it Hot Ham-Stew.

Did you not see Edge of Tomorrow? Tom Cruise is out of the doghouse.

Biased in favor of... facts?

You can bet his platform is the most LUXURIOUS of platforms though. He can see the whole city from his totally vague yet super LUXURIOUS platform.

Darling. Remember. We inflict bodily injury with shoes. Shoes, darling. Always shoes.

The rabbit hole goes so much deeper than that, Mr. Stair.

Here you go:

This is sort of how I feel as a Canadian when Americans threaten to move here when things don’t go their way. It’s like, dude, don’t bring us unto this.

Florida is spreading.... we need a vaccine....

How did this not happen in Florida? It’s just got that...je ne sais quoi that most trashy Florida stories have going.

Considering who’s holding the sign, I strongly suspect this is really about ethics in gaming journalism.

He is sex on legs......damn near perfect. Sexy, funny, talented and truly handsome not hollywood pretty.......ah it would only be better if he were married to me but congrats to his wife for knowing how to pick them.

He also sought out a sociologist from Berkeley to address the rampant shortage of blue cheese plaguing chicken wing orders.

I couldn’t fit this in the post itself, but it made me laugh:

You know what the appropriate response is when a server asks to bus your table but you don’t want them to?

Why the hell does he even care about his dirty but otherwise empty dish being cleared away? Why does he *want* that thing in front of him? Seriously? I have no problem with servers pre-bussing. I always figured it wasn’t to get me out the door quicker, but to increase the chance I’ll order dessert and give them an…

They could help me plant things in my Victory Garden, ifyouknowhatImean....

How you doin’? Wanna climb inside my time machine?

I hate that fucking guy. And he's an embarrassment to Indian Americans. I always have to tell people he's not one of my people. I wish Chappelle's racial draft was real, we'd pawn him off on the Whites in a HEARTBEAT.