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Everyone’s in the grays now because Splinter unfollowed every single person. Some sort of purge or something.

WTF. I got Megyn-White-Santa-Blackface-Kelly as a fellow Scorpio. AaaaaaaaaaaAAH.

THISSSSSSSSSSSS. I don’t watch their shows, but channel surfing brought me to that one little ep with the toy plane. I was like, wait, aren’t they Croesus-rich? What the hell is going on in that relationship? Welp. Now we know.

Start a company to create sustainable technology, tech to save the planet kind of stuff, including throwing all the money at kids who come up with that tech.

So much terrible on one day:

Books. That’s what she’s got left -- for now.

I miss Phoebe Philo so so much.

Andy Lack’s been trying to turn NBC into Fox News 2.0 for a while now. His nationalist ass should be fired first and foremost.

In other wypipo news that begs for a whole lotta smh:

Don’t feel guilty. IT’S NOT A FRO.

As a black woman, have to say the faux outrage over that hairdo that is not a ‘fro is stupid.

See also: American weddings.

Ovaries, libido, mind, everything exploded at the same time at the thought.

One word: escapism.

Slow news day, guys?