So, why is it Splinter? The entire staff wrote this thing that probably took a mere 10 minutes to write?

Anything Marcelline sings on Adventure Time.

I read it as antichrist and thought, yeah, I can see it.

Feel the same way. Except I’m Team Nobody.

John Legend living up to his last name:

I want every single piece. Beautiful.

THIS. That line jumped out. 

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Mmmmmmm hmm.

Nah.

Yup.

I really love Zendaya’s dress. Reminds me of vintage Balenciaga. Mmmmmmm!

Read the whole thread:

When I think of her, I think the embodiment of all that is inclusion and love. She’s truly amazing.

This. I look forward to everything he writes with anticipating glee.

And man, this. Wow:

You guys, I think Nike’s gonna be alright:

Listen. It’s so obvious it’s Pence (or someone Pence adjacent).

Guys. It’s Pence.