I don’t know if it’s the wine, but this looks hilarious. Yeah, I’m going.

If anything, they’re pretty consistent.

😭😭😭😭

I always get sad when I see her face. She would have aged more beautifully without the plastic surgery. Hollywood is so brutal to older women.

IT’S PART OF HER JOB. TO FOLLOW CRAPPY PEOPLE.

You guys. This is part of her job. Sometimes it’s crappy.

Uh. What’s wrong with all you people. You realize this is the internet we’re talking about, right?

I am pounding on my table as I read this.

A good PR department, i.e., backstabbing, shtupping and $$$.

Hudson Yang (or “Eddie Huang” of Fresh of the Boat fame) looked fresh as hell in his summertime-appropriate strawberry top.

That’s Isabelle Huppert, French icon and badass actress.

Joy’s face, man. She looks like she’s just about had it with the ignorant brat.

In other news, Musk’s GF has things to say about unions:

No. I’m an atheist. And a loner. I run from clubs, organizations, groups of all kinds. I like my solitude. Mostly because I’m lazy af and don’t like anyone to interrupt my reading, cooking, designing, etc. When younger was called anti-social. Have always thought it was my super power. Especially when you hear stuff…

Eh. I’m one of the few women who’s not into him. Probs because I knew one of his mistresses way back in the day.

I clicked! And it’s just as pornographic as you think. So many orgasms… ooooo yeaaaaaaah…

As a black woman, I like it.

O hey Tom. Daughter still not talking to you, huh. Too bad. You should stop running to the press every chance you get. Maybe that’ll help.

Hence, perfect for this particular white women bachelorette parties.