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Oooooooooooooo!

I love Siriano. Not only because he walks the talk. But also because he seems like a genuinely lovely human. I have this incredible need to brunch with the guy. Because you know our table would be filled with fierce, awesome women with the best goss.

#TeamSamantha

Bet you anything there are a ton of Giants fans celebrating right now. Like me. Fuck the Patriots. And not in the good way.

Reasonable Giants fan here.

DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS YET? How far the mighty hath fallen.

I’m sorry, but this is 45 adjacent, and truly a beautiful thing. The one who is not ever going to be invited to the cookout is back to her tacky reality show roots:

From what I hear, Mueller/Schneiderman’s got 30 years worth of evidence from just the fact that 45 and his organization are incredibly incompetent mobsters.

Hmmm. There’s a good possibility that the moron-in-chief’s assets may be frozen as per possible Rico/Russia collusion charges. So if it happens, there’s nothing for her to stay for after that.

Still wondering what Shepherd has on all of them since he’s still there. Probably so much dirt they’re forced to tolerate his off-brand of factual reportage.

And now you know the secret sauce to how we got the Moron-in-Chief into the White House.

So what you’re saying is Ciara is going to star in one of Tyler Perry’s preachy, bougie, moralistic schlocks.

O yeah! She’s her mother’s daughter, so definitely running.

*breathing heavily from running into your comment*

Yo, she’s 19. Cut her some slack. She’s supposed to make all her mistakes while young.

YOU GUYS.

Everyone should hear what this woman had to say:

You guys. YOU GUYS.

Ooooooo, this THREAD. Everyone should read it posthaste.

He did. His *ahem* “personal Vietnam.”