It’s not just his position on reparations, Bernie Sanders sucks generally. This is a guy who has done nothing, ever, and seeks the presidency for no other reason than the fulfillment of his own ego. He cost us 2016, and the holes Trump is digging will take multiple terms to fill in. He caters to the uneducated,…

Most of the writers have been replaced by the under 30 crowd. Also, one of them, can’t remember which one, wrote a horribly cringey article for The Guardian which implied that every candidates was only running on being Black or a Woman or Mexican and not on actual policy, I shit you not.

I will continue to need to speak for the reasonable Jew community of this country. Engel, shut the fuck up. There is positively nothing anti-Semitic about what she said. If she was talking about any other country, this article wouldn’t exist.

This is how Colin Kaepernik ended up having to defend himself from accusations of “disrespecting the troops” when he asked that cops not kill black people indiscriminately.  This is Grade A deflection. 

Suckabee: What?!

I’m going to need one reason that the Splinter/Jezebel crowd is going so hard for Sanders and ignoring Elizabeth Warren. I’m going to need one reason that Sanders is better than Warren other than “has a penis” to not conclude y’all are have internalized misogyny to such a degree that you can be ignored.

I asked about it a few times last week, but will Jez be addressing the online harassment received by the people who asked Sen. Sanders tough questions at his CNN townhall? It’s fine that he’s reintroducing himself, but here’s a re-introduction to some of his supporters.

He’s spent the last couple years going back to his regularly scheduled program of snoozing through work without accomplishing anything of note, while ranting about things now and again.

A big nope on Bernie. Not because I’m still pissed off at him, but because NOTHING has changed for him. He gives a great speech about what he says he’s going to do, but never gives us a hint as to HOW he’s going to do it. And if you ask him, you don’t get a straight answer. No thanks, Bernie. 

Yeah he came home to the same place his old white ass left for white as Rice Vermont. Man you guys here at Jezebel & Splinter love you some old ass, underachieving white guys.

The oldest millennials are almost 40, dude. 

The Jezebel audience skews women past their 30s actually. 

Jezebel will write concern troll heaut takes about all other dem candidates, but this white daddy is untouchable. 

Shh. You’re not allowed to give even the slightest criticism of him on here. They’ll hear you. You’re supposed to just smile and clap.

Though the points you made are what I’ve been saying for the better part of three years now and they are just as true today. 

Sanders received an allowance of only about 25 cents a day when he was young

Groan.

Sorry Steven, you’re wrong. The fact is that “TV movies” in the traditional sense barely even exist anymore beyond The Hallmark Channel. I would concede that a film designed to fit the rhythms of commercial breaks and edited for time by default is a very different beast from a theatrical film, but Netflix clearly…

When Tavares signed with the Leafs he tweeted a picture of himself as a boy with a Maple Leafs bedset, including sheets, a pillow case and a duvet cover. For some reason people erroneously think the picture is of him in Maple Leafs pyjamas. Islanders fans, because they’re petty, irrational dickweasels, somehow think…

Can really fault this guy:

Can you blame JT? He spent the bulk of his early career with a fledgling franchise that couldn’t do anything right.