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A racist doesn’t understand why racism is offensive. Shocker.

Three hours and nobody came?

Tom, is that you?

It’s a bipartisan bill led by Amy Klobuchar and Roy Blunt. Give credit where credit is due.

You KNOW he will fuck this up. 

Henceforth, he shall be known as 2wenty5ivetolife.

Calling an extremely qualified woman a “corporate shill”? Gee, where have I heard that before?

Oh, fuck off. Nancy Pelosi is the most effective speaker in modern history. 

Go figure.

Nah, man. You do it.

You’re not wrong.

This tweet is fitting.

He won’t eat pussy, but expects women to catch him and carry his heavy ass so he can crowd surf? Shit ain’t happening.

Oh, wow. For a minute there, I thought this was a Splinter article.

Well, at least she’s not a sexist.

Holy hell. Who pissed in your Frosted Flakes yesterday morning?

Nah, man. That was Kris doing some damage control.

Just a blowtorch? Amateur.

“It’s a dem plant”-the right.

Let me get this straight, we should use silence to protest women staying silent after sexual assault? Oh, okay.