*Testerical Republican Men

Pyotr is married to one of the co-founders of Pussy Riot, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova. He’s heavily involved with the group, but he’s not an official member. Not sure why none of that was mentioned.

Gordon Ramsay says no.

What a shithead.

Oh, wow. They picked a tweet that speaks directly to the people of Texas. So specific. So ridiculous.

Same! I used to find them disgusting without actually trying one. Until we went boating with friends one day and the other mom packed lunch for everyone- I didn’t want to be rude and decline Uncrustables, so I braved it up. Holy shit... lesson learned! Try before judge. I love those suckers, and thankfully, so do my…

I hate you for making me spit my wine.

Third base? *shudders*

Gosh! A brilliant, educated young feminist with a strong liberal voice MIGHT dive into politics. The horror!

What? Kim isn’t an unprovoked and mean petty person?

“I’d like you to try this: Just post one item about one of the Clintons without including an unnecessary dig at them.”

Hanson > Backstreet Boys. Yeah. There, I said it.

About 3.7 million more people did want Hillary.

There’s also the Jays v. Red Sox game at the Skydome that evening.

There is, however, one high-profile Democrat who seems willing to have Pompeo serve as America’s top diplomat: Hillary Clinton, who has reportedly been consulting with Pompeo for his potential stint in the State Department. Cool!

FarmVille. Checking up on his crops.

You. I like you!

Swish, swish, bitch. Another one in the casket.