Yeah, it looks silly. Very silly. I think I'm officially too old for JRPGs now, guys.

So is it tears, or tears?

I’m just going to put this out there, Square are not a good publisher. They really cannibalise their studios and have unrealistic performance expectations. They really don’t support their teams and with the exception of a handful of games they don’t seem to care about properties.

I’ve never heard this story. By virtue of that, I'd have never gone looking for it. Is it that hard to just scroll on by?

Half Life 3 confirmed!

Shut the fuck up snowflake

Lets bump that up to a spiderman trilogy port (spiderman, miles morales, and spiderman 2)

As much as I hate the push for exclusives as a consumer, the Playstation boss can get stuffed. They spent the entire PS4 cycle locking their ecosystem down as hard as possible so nobody could even play with people that owned the same game on other platforms, and they still maintain a strategy of pushing for PS…

This is so disingenuous it’s hilarious. Exclusives are always bad for gamers, and these guys only care when it’s effecting THEIR playerbase.

I’m unclear why MS wouldn’t want to make CoD an XBox exclusive at some point, and why anyone would expect otherwise. It’s not like there aren’t PS exclusives.

Ok Sony, Microsoft will give you 10 more years for a port of Spider-Man 2. 

So conservative stands for hateful bigots who want to bomb people?

The sad fact is I only heard about this game because the dev sucks. It sounds like it could have been fun. Maybe I’ll go pirate it

It doesn’t seem like the developer’s nonsense has significantly impacted the game’s popularity.

Rock’s next comedy set will be jokes about the Iran Contra Affair and Ollie North. Rock will be wearing a Max Headroom Tshirt, Adidas Shelltops and flat top while impersonating a movie he just saw called ‘The Terminator’. Free Geritol and Ducilax shots to audience members before midnight!

Phew I don’t know about all this. The original Mafia is rough AF. It hasn’t aged gracefully at all. Meanwhile the remake was absolutely gorgeous and I had a great time playing through it.

Uh... a VIDEO for The Week in Games? Big big nope. Just give us a list.

Styles: I just wanted to have sex with a hottie. What is even happening?

So the vibe I’m gathering here is as follows: