Where does Kung Fu Fighting stand?

Not Even Paul Ryan Can Resist Donald Trump's Stinky, Damp, Pock-Marked, Ulcerous Charms'.

I got halfway down this before I thought why the fucking hell am I reading this….?

Ana Farris, his other, secret wife? The bigamous shit!

I had a night of love with two strangers, got screwed every way.

'Here, put this on….'

What does it mean when your drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth at once?
The stage is level.

Which particular battalion of The Polyphonic Spree?

Strange how The Daily Mail don't report anything about the bloke Sam Cam was fucking for eighteen months though? Odd that, probably a bit tight on space with so much news about darkies and their vile diseases.

Yes.

Go away, de'batin'.

I really like that, but realise I'm in a minority.

Haywire is ridiculously entertaining, and this 'ere very AV Club described it beautifully as 'a delivery system for ass-kickings'.

For utter hubris, my partner in France is in the industry and told me of a producer telling her how he was once lectured by Sharon Stone on - genuinely - how great her career was and how people was stunned by her performance in Casino and how she had repeatedly turned down the 007 producers several times but may just…

Well, that thing he took his name off, what was it called? Those Wacky Disco Werewolves 2: The Boogieing, which he now completely denies any knowledge of…

I was once mistaken for Paul Greengrass at a time when my hair was very long…..

I saw one of his at a cinema back in the old days and dammit it showed at 24 frames per second, every single second. Damn fine work! [I joke, both The Limey and Out Of Sight are almost alarmingly good].

Why should I? He was once married to Betsy Brantley and I wasn't. So balls to him.

DIET? Ain't working, Blimpy Boy….

This doesn't a peel.