Ah, I have the DJ Horseface remix.

I'm hearing this to the tune of the Eddie song from The Rocky Horror Show for some reason….

'RSVP Hollis Bulleit + 1 [Must have penis]'

I think you need a comma in there somewhere.

You'd think….

oh Elijah would….

Pearl Bailey.

A 'trough'.

The original name was 'The Evacuator' until DC stepped in.

Small American flags for the rest.

'Harder!'

Yep, skirts are touchy like that.

And for those not so keen on soiling themselves, the gift shop's nice.

Very true, but for that you needed friends, and not a PC.

Her name's nearly an anagram of 'Bullet Holes'.

The Creature From The Black Lagoon.

What was the title of the song?

'…and the view is terrible!…'

J.K. Simmons. I have no possible reason for stating this apart from starting a nice bit of gossip.

His mother did heroin. After he was born and she realised what a truly malignant little shitbag she'd brought into the world.