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Yes, the most bizarre coffee on the menu.

You'll struggle to finish /
As your hopes diminish. …

Why would you buy your wife a Realdoll?

The exchange rate for the Riyal against the Dollar is very good at the moment.

Exactly what I said, although I can see the nose getting in the way.

Only if you have an identical twin of Indian ancestry and a kwazzzzzy hairstyle.

They're planning a mini-series of Pleasant And Unremarkable Man, have you thought about going up for that?

Hilarious Freaks of Nature Vol. 6 - Hawaii!

Their rivals, Lanky And Bulgey of Delaware.

I don't see 'Ambulatory Scrotal Horrors' listed….

Skull science. The bestest sort.

But he only gets two weeks holiday at Kwik-Fit….

Very possibly not anymore…..
'Hey. it's my way or -' SMACK! **thud**

And doesn't he go down….. That really was BANG!, lights out….

Making some pretty poor films like this.
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Had to go to a screening of this since a friend was one of the producers. Long, awkward night, drank a lot of wine afterwards and tried to keep a fixed smile.

It wasn't so much his commitment but the fact that the damn thing went so over schedule. They kept believing Scott would be free and left it to go down to the wore.

Better than 'Unobtanium'.

Mystery Men was the last film I saw last century. Quills was the first film i saw this century. That is all.

Jon Stewart.

Wolverine And Batman Go To White Castle, now you're talking.