Have you tried Sloe Gin? Don't believe that has any juniper at all.

Ah, Buckie….. universally known as 'Commotion Lotion' or 'Wreck The Hoose Juice'….

Well, that escalated quickly….

Isn't Dick Bruna's Miffy meant to be human too, even though she's obviously a bleedin' rabbit. (Realises he seems to know far too much about anthropomorphised cartoon animals….)

He was in an episode of CSI where he played a child molester out on licence who, through a series of truly terrible accidents became involved in the death of a young boy. That he could make such a character genuinely sympathetic in those circumstances only emphasises what a terrific dramatic actor he is.

Bloody hell! I've just realised who he reminds me of now. Squidward Tentacles.

Christ, when did he get so old and fat?

The Van De Graff Generation.

That headline is just frigging gibberish….

That's the conceit in the Peter Cook film The Rise And Rise Of Michael Rimmer, when he gets into power he has referendums on absolutely everything, until the population are so bored with them they have a referendum to get rid of all referendums and votes on issues, both important and piddling, which they vote for,…

The Google Trends Twitter account', so 'diarrhea' is trending in Arizona and New Hampshire?

'Amazon will sell you all three Despicable Me films for $18 on Blu-ray'. Better people have been executed for less.

Fuckweasel. That's why he never publicised it.

That pic makes it look his head's on upside-down.

Altogether now! ***sigh***

'Forced' is the perfect word for it.

Fantastic Core!

I liked the ending, thought it worked, but encouragingly there is apparently little CG. All the autopsy effects are largely 'practical', with prosthetics and make-up, which I think makes it all the more commendable. Train To Busan goes the same way, apart from the large-scale finale, with the zombies and the gore…

This is the rather telling conclusion of the review on The Wrap - '‘This may appear anecdotal, but I think it’s significant that, on the day their latest film is being released in theaters across the country, the Blumhouse Twitter account has put out a grand total of zero tweets about Incarnate. That fact is as silly…

No, that was Knock-Off. I didn't even have to look that up. Oh dear.