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Diabolik Returns
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Oh to be yourng again….

But oddly not banned in Arizona.

Don't Trust The Bee With The Talk Show On TV.

Aye Aye Captain!

I found out what 'a pimp stick' is. Eeekkk,,

Unfortunately the later ones are either utterly terrible - did anybody ever see Dirty Dingus Magee, one of the all-time horrors of cinema? - or like The First Deadly Sin an amazingly lazy, bored performance, with no pretense of even pretending to be otherwise.

Let's see what it says for March 12th? 'Time for another wank'. Okay then….

Do you have the same problem with PIN numbers?

Egg extruder, i.e an ovipositor.

No. 2 is actually a very astute observation, as is number three.

A microplane grater is a wonderful thing. As is a mandolin. Both lethal to the digits so don't decide to get creative in the kitchen in the mincing and slicing department after you've had a few…

That's also the punchline to a very filthy joke…..

The K-Tel Egg-O-Tronic 3000!

That's Simon Pegg in five years.