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We here in Houston are perfectly happy with the thought of this World Championship keeping us feeling better about our situation for the next few years. I’m sorry our one bright spot this year bugs you so much.

I just like the Tigers picking up 30% of Verlander’s salary over the next two years as we attempt a rare repeat.

It helps when you can pay Altuve for peanuts. Jim Crane gonna have to actually pay him soon. But this team is built to be great for years. This is some exciting shit

Came here to say this:

Is this a bad time to remind Dodgers fans that their payroll is roughly twice that of the Astros?

Balls in your court Cowgirls. Does Jeruh rule you?

underground Solar and wind power? WHAT KIND OF MAGIC ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

In an early shot of the video, the harness on the dog states that it is a PTSD dog.

It should have been you who took a line drive to the face.

. . .Possibly, yeah. In the short term, anyway.

That said, as a broncos fan, these types of followup games make me nervous. Von and Aqib were getting really trigger happy trying to make their signature plays (which they did, because they are beasts), and I could see them buying into their own hype too early in the season and trying to roll right over Bills, only

You’d think winning a super bowl in dominating fashion basically by themselves would let people see how awesome the Denver D is. As a Denver fan, I’m totally ok with people selling them short. I think it just gives them the motivation to play harder.

Maybe if you’re talking about the greater Dallas area, and including all the way out from Segoville on up to Allen and over to Arlington. Even then, the count doesn’t get much higher.

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

You know Harris County (Houston) voted for Obama twice and Clinton in the last election right?