Truth is, it’s always Christmas for them.

If you have a legit open relationship, you don’t need Ashley Madison.

Except nobody is getting beheaded here, they’re just going to have to deal with an expensive divorce attorney

It’s christmas for divorce attorneys in Ottawa, Ontario.

If you’re in an open relationship, you wouldn’t be on Ashley Madison, which is specifically for married people to fuck other married people, unless you wanted to chance being part of someone else’s actual affair.

I knew one of you silly fuckers would show up eventually, sort of a whiny MRA manbaby point position.

What, just like “heres a list of women and LGBT people”? What are you talking about dude? People who cheat on spouses: assholes. Women and LGBT people: normal people that did nothing wrong.