We know, Captain Obvious. The fact that the assets exist in any form makes people excited. Just like the new Zelda assets they found.

Completely unrelated, but what the hell is this? Spanfeller completing the Forbesification of G/O?

Or Brazil. Yikes.

What did Jason do?

Don’t make excuses for them. Their police. They are supposed to be professional regardless of what happened earlier that day, last week, last month or last year. The person immediately unarmed themselves and had their arms up. She was following instructions and they had her under control. At that point they had the…

Then they’re still incompetent

I’ve changed. I exfoliate now. I drink almond milk. I believe in the power of CBD oil.

Every article about how something in the game made them sad or act like a terrible person makes me suspect more and more that the writers might just be sad, terrible people, and the game has nothing to do with it.

The point was their views on Animal crossing don’t align with the public. and are often weird.

In response to being told no, author decided to stop on flowers in a tantrum.

Sunshine remaster would be cool!

They just need to call it a subscription fee and they’re good to go.

Silent Hill 4: The Room - the game where you’re locked inside your apartment AND your apartment is trying to kill you!

This is another great non-recommendation! I’m now pulling Dishonored 2 off my backlog immediately.

Damn you, this is the clickiest of baits and I’m friggin’ clicking.

Rian Johnson tired doing interesting new things with Star Wars. Just sayin’.

“New” 3DS and 2DS XL 

Up until a few moments ago, I was thankful I didn’t know this existed. Now I know this exists and am feeling a combination of sadness, pity, and frustration. 2020 was supposed to turn things around, dammit!!!

He. Murdered. His. Dad.

You must have alien hands.