And he knows it. He knows when the jokes fall flat and still delivers them.

Can’t say anything bad about Conan.

Fixed that for you

Is that all men need to do to gain favor on this website? 

Metal Jesus is better.

Nintendo still hasn’t announced lot of virtual console games for Switch

What do you do for a living?

Playing a lot of old games because I backlog a shit ton. Going to manage to finally finish the main campaign of Breath of the Wild and starting Dragon Quest with VIII: Journey of the Cursed King on 3DS. Or I may go back to Horizon Zero Dawn. Haven’t decided on the next game yet. I buy a bunch of crap, but I do…

While the other lawsuits seem legitimate (Fallout Online and trade secrets for Oculus), the lawsuits for Scrolls and Prey are bananas. Bethesda, what are you doing? I read about Scrolls recently (it’s early still and forgot about it) and that was stupid. 

When have they sued before, besides the Fallout Online which was a completely illegal play by Interplay. They no longer had the Fallout license. 

They completely copied the source code. It’s generally not cool for anyone to do that unless they specifically say it’s open sourced or something like that. It’s a complete copy of the game down to the same bugs.

Nope. Playstation wants the wars to continue.

Wow, Sony fanboy alert.

Oh whoa, I’m just realizing what’s going on. I don’t give a fuck about this article. I just posted Voldo for shits and giggles as it’s a bit of a counterpoint.

What the fuck

People like to complain that the skimpy outfit is still there.

Have you not seen Voldo?

*Plays Resident Evil 7 and gets scared by every little noise*

I think RE7 is the scariest yet. I was in dread and horror throughout the game. Much like I was in the Dead Space series. The horror was getting to me too. The environment and atmosphere was really well done, including the random noises the game made while there was nothing really there. Maybe it was too good.

There is plenty of DLC to bite into after the Resident Evil 7 game. Including two games that expanded the story. I wasn’t too inclined with the scary little girl trope, but I think it’s the best so far after having completed the game. There was a lot of fighting after just beating it. RE7 still kept the theme of…