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Didn’t need to watch the video (or even read the headline), if he regularly posts videos to YouTube, yet still holds his phone in portrait mode when shooting video, that tells me all I need to know about him.

But...but...if Stamkos came home to Toronto, he’d be treated as a GOD!!!*

Sure but in the US, I bring bring my 7 year old to the bar and I'm an asshole alcoholic.

“I don’t know man. Is there a mirror in the room with the cup?” - A-Rod

Coincidentally, A-Rod became a jerk-off in a cup.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

As Mike Tanier pointed out this morning:

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Every year since 1957 has been a rebuilding year but no Megatron means more room for our other, worse receivers to improve!

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

1990. The Red Wings select Keith Primeau three overall and leave Jagr to fall to Pittsburgh at five.

Meh. I would leave Melo out of that conversation. He hasn’t led any teams to even the conference finals.

the god damn Bulls traded the draft rights to Lamarcus Aldridge for fucking Tyrus Thomas god dammit arghhhhh

I remember watching one of the last press conferences Lebron had when he was a senior in high school. (Ha ha. Think about the statement I just typed—how fucking awesome has this guy’s life been?) So a reporter tried to zing him by bringing up the fact that it was a little suspicious a kid “from your background” was

Could you imagine Carmelo on the Pistons? Instead of Tayshaun Prince blocking Reggie Miller, we could have watched Carmelo let him blow by for the win.

As a Rockets fan, I obviously have an abiding love for Ralph Sampson and he was really fucking good for several years with us. That said, I’d take Drexler number 1 that year and pair him with Hakeem from the start.

In 1998 the Sixers took Larry Hughes one pick before Dirk. Reversing that would have prevented Sam Hinkie from ever being born.

It’s amazing how close they were with previous models. With just a few nips and tucks this car finds itself among some of the most beautiful 4-doors.