I’ll admit, you’re growing on me. Now just get Kotaku to stop using that god awful video player.

Pazuzu? The friendly gargoyle in one and a half episodes of Futurama? That was my first reaction to your comment, and I’ve seen The Exorcist twice. Which is like thinking of Citizen Kane as the movie that stole half its scenes from The Simpsons. I wonder how much of my pop culture history knowledge was absorbed as a…

“My name is Roland Deschain, and I need to talk with you about the Dark Tower initiative.”

So the title translates to “The way of the way of sushi” then.

You’re welcome for spoiling that there is an elevator and that conscious guards can survive falling several stories. Or that I’ve cleared the game twice and both was merciful and homicidal. Or that there’s a New Game+ that’s already been covered on here long, long ago. Or that I killed a character that will reappear…

Cube’s getting soft in his old age. If this had happened in 1990, he’d have had a song out within a week talking about how quickly he wanted to unload a clip for his AK into Maher’s ass.

I hope this gets announced for consoles at E3.

It is known.

How I imagine eating this went...

I am tempted to buy it to show Nintendo that there is SOMEONE supporting Metroid stuff.

I’m counting this one, I don’t even care

Here. I made your month.

I was hoping for a Cersei Lannister-style walk of shame to the courthouse steps where he gets his hair pulled off.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Mario Bros. Plumbing Service!

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

nah

Mimikyu is definitely going to be on my team for the story, that’s for sure. One of my favourite this generation.