Here, let me help you:

I’ve not seen any since I caught it at Amazon. It was like 2 in the morning two weekends ago when it popped up. One day, when you least expect it, you will come across a store display. I believe.

Sir Not-appearing-in-this-game.

I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.

With some paint, you get this

Ladies and gentlemen, this guy right here.

I’m a bit partial to the WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU achievement from AC: Syndicate, where you have to flip 5 carriages by shooting the horses pulling them. I’m also glad that Undertale doesn’t have achievements, because I'm sure that fully half of them would be as bad or worse than many on this list.

and in other action figure news......................

Sadly, he didn’t rip off enough from Darkman...I would have loved to hear Parker yell “Just take the fuckin’ elephant!”

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I figured this out weeks ago. Ever notice how the stands are populated by balloons?

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.