Driving through the recently gentrified neighborhoods of Atlanta, you’ll see a lot of United ‘Founding Member’ flags. I’m friends with a couple of these idiots and when they get together they just fart all over each other, breath deeply, compliment one another’s bouquet and then get to the real business of talking…

I do enjoy the complaint about run-on sentences within a 96-word, full paragraph of a sentence.

I almost stood up and applauded after reading this. I’m at work. That was close.

Billy is Deadspin’s Colin Cowherd please don’t @ me

Pete Davidson is that kid in class who is disruptive and obnoxious but nobody says anything because his dad’s dead so we all just have to put up with his bullshit.

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

There are is a lot to process, but this was in the second quarter. Gronk made that monster catch that decided the game in the fourth. On a leg that he couldn’t walk on after the game. That is insane.

Yeah dude, that’s a really weird and violent fantasy. I mean, you basically just described Alamo Drafthouse but without good beer or popcorn and instead heaps of disproportionate violence.

I think I would have titled this “Asshole has point about cellphones, is still an asshole”

Yes it was a typo. Continue regretting other things.

Fucking great find.

Holy hell, Irsay was a fucking madman. That’s some proto-Trump shit right there! 

Man, it’s bleak here today. We’re getting shit-talked by fucking Rhode Islanders. It’s like a turd making fun of diarrhea.

You have to take a few min and read this 1986 scorched earth profile of Bob Irsay from the SI Vaults. It’s cliche to say sports journalism no longer has teeth but this piece has teeth made of knives and flaming swords.

Irsay’s mom calls him “a devil on earth.” He denies being raised Jewish and uses Jewish slurs. He…

Was “Andrea” a misprint? Because I’m a Pats’ fan, too, and I hope you’re not one of those tools who makes me regret it.

Spending hours on this raid and getting some lame-ass drill sounds almost as bad as spending $60 and getting Fallout 76.

Kaelynath got a drill, a simple, nearly worthless tool. “F*** you, Bethesda,” they wrote.

It’s clearly meant to imply that his lack of comment might indicate he’ll fight it. Kinda like how Deadspin tried to imply the USMNT didn’t support the USWNT’s equal pay fight because they didn’t respond to the emails requesting comment within 5 minutes: https://deadspin.com/heres-what-every-member-of-the-usmnt-has-to-…

Yes, the company should have a response soon, although these things always take longer than you think they should. But the article was about why Bill Simmons hasn’t made a statement about the union’s request for recognition. The answer, which is obvious to anyone with a little bit of experience with these things, is…