All I want for Christmas is a BPR Global GT revival

I’m tired of all the bitching about headlights these days. Fucking pampered Millennials have never been in an XJ with factory sealed beams and the shittiest switch known to man that dropped voltage down to about 11.5 at the lights. Kids these days have never had the privilege of driving a JA platform cloud car.

Danger to manifold!

Hate to break it to that guy but the kid doesn’t look anything like him.

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

I assume Doug’s CarMax warranty is expired at this point? 

Big Green Egg - Large

Big Green Egg - Large

This is an impossible question without a budget. A Weber 22 kettle will give you the most versatile, high quality grill for your money. But s good Kamado like a Big Green Egg will do everything a Weber Kettle will and then some, and better, but costs 5-10x.

This is an impossible question without a budget. A Weber 22 kettle will give you the most versatile, high quality…

I would think this has merit unless you consider that the nozzle on a diesel pump is larger than the gas equivalent and won’t even fit in the filler of most modern gas-powered cars.

We’re so dead.

Gas Mileage in the teens?    Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll get twelve-teen.

American steel producers have raised prices to match those of imported steel.

This is supposed to be a calendar from the 80's but doesn’t have this drawn on it? FAKE CALENDAR! Sad!

If I time the charging to coincide with my morning dump, 20 minutes is a given.

None of these crash test dummies are sitting like you are supposed to be in a Tesla.

Unleash The Power of the Pyramid

Frank Grimes- or “Grimey,” as he liked to be called- taught us that a man can triumph over adversity and even though Frank’s agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short - I am sure he’s looking down - [Snoring] from heaven right now-