Not my story, technically, but my mother once had a snake fall out of a tree into her convertible Mustang as she was driving underneath it.

The interior of the c30 looks much better with the Nordic oak trim, it’s still dated though because of the display.

I think he’s saying it looks very dated, and I agree. They were going for Swedish minimalism and just made it look cheap.

Oh I’m sure they’ll find a surplus somewhere...

Given that the “Engineering” guy was Kelly Johnson, the conversation was probably very loud and ended with something along the lines of, “F—- you, you gave me ridiculous spec requirements, I delivered a revolutionary airplane to meet those requirements. Get out of my office.”

I would like to have been in the conference room when this conversation happened:

I have a friend with a quatroformaggio, and it’s more like 200 miles.

bruh.........

We are Froot.

I feel like I could Tetris 3, maybe even 4 babies in there.

First, and better.

Porsche did it first, and I loved my Boxster for it. Totally useless car (in terms of practicality), but worked out great when I needed to leave it at the airport.

But does it baby?

Oh, they test. They test for a pulse and send you on your way.

I don’t think there’s any amount of testing to prevent someone from not paying attention to the road in front of them. Not really a driver “skill”.

Nope, it’s awesome.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good woman with a stick.

Currently through June 2017 the CTS has only manged to ring up 5059 sales, which is pretty lousy, but better than the Jaguar XF(2255), the Lexus GS(3553) the Infiniti Q70(3283), Maserati Gibblets(2903)......and way ahead of cars from “much smarter and better companies” like the Acura RLX(555) Kia K900(251)......

Rather than the characterless sedans and cars they’re modelled on? You can make a couple of good arguments against crossovers. This...isn’t one of them.

Make it drive like the ATS, and have an interior nicer than the CTS. Get rid of the terrible gauges that look like they belong in a 90's Cavalier. Give CUE the biggest refresh that the world has ever seen, or scrap it altogether.