My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

What if, like me, you don’t want to own a car for more than 4 years, and don’t want the hassle of trying to sell it when you’re done? For most people, it’s worth the extra money to just be able to get rid of it in 2 seconds without haggling.

Has anyone worked out a lease for the Quadrifoglio? Asking for a friend.

Well that’s just like your opinion, man.

Well, it’s RWD car AND doesn’t look like this...

In the drawer next to the weed.

That thing has less of an exhaust note than a Tesla.

Why does this exist.

This guy gets it.

I mean it is still a joke, just at the expense of a dead person.

Hmmmm why would the police claim Venus Williams was at fault before they had even reviewed all the evidence...hmmm I wonder.

But they didn’t enter it lawfully. In most states, after a light changes green, the intersection has to be clear of traffic before it can be legally entered.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

This whole thing would have been cleared up a helluva lot quicker if Venus had just used a challenge.

Turned the phone horizontally?

just let them sit on their own fence... haha

Hehehe, imagery.

I hope they step on a lego.

Or their dildo-fence. Either way.