Sometimes I wish I had taken the time to be trained as a BMW tech. Not because I ever want to work in a service department, but just so that I could confidently drive a BMW over 5 years of age or with any modification.

The elusive not-so-compact-compact-disk

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He said there were three in a group and one with the machine gun. Claims they decided the gun carrier was the target; no reason not to believe this. Took one shot - missed, used that for calibration. Took second shot - hit back pack. Tried again and got the guy.

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Anytime the words Canadian and Sniper come together, I’m reminded of this comic...

I remember some mathematician talked about luck with sniping and the better the training the less “luck” comes into play. When 0.01 degrees off axis can lead to a 10 yard miss, luck is quickly reduced by shear skill.

My grandma has one!

YOU”RE TELLING ME SUBARU LIED????

80 lbs of cookie crumbs! What kind of cookies are you feeding your kids? :D

Yeah, but throw in a wife, two kids, a dog, and about 80 pounds of cookie crumbs, and you’re probably not going to hit those optimal times.

The Ecoboost Flex laughs at your pitiful minivans.

Mazda5 says hello.

Now if there was only a minivan with a manual...

As many as there are Jeep museums.

Buyer: I’d also like it be heavier, uglier, and sound like a vacuum cleaner filled with sand.

Buyer: I want a Miata, but less reliable and turbocharged.
Seller: Oh, so you want it to be faster, then.
Buyer: No.
Seller: I see. Say no more.

This is kind of a great way to settle disagreements actually, fish slapping

At least we know it was a *responsible* gun owner who shot someone in public over a petty disagreement.