I wish I lived in the Sheetz part of the country. But specifically the more eastern Sheetz. If you go too far west, somewhere around State College, “soda” turns into “pop,” and I’m not about that life!

Grow lights.

I distinctly remember watching a Grand Tour segment where Clarkson and May compared the Golf GTI to the i3, and the first charging station they went to wasn’t working. I figured it was a fluke, or scripted for comedic value, but it’s actually totally accurate.

My dad and I share your mindset, but the rest of the family would much rather shiver/sweat in the cold/heat for the first few minutes of driving than deal with threading the car into the garage each morning/night.

Yes, Audi gets worse range overall (they only let the battery charge up to 88% to prevent battery degradation over time), but the real issue is how the calculated range is always wrong. We routinely burn through 50 miles of projected range after just 20-30 miles of driving. I’m fine with it only saying 170 miles if…

I also say “nut juice” instead of “almond milk!”

Neutral: Considering how…awful…our 4 months with the Audi etron have been, I can tell you my parents would absolutely buy a hybrid over an EV for their next normal car.

Thing is, people become conservative as they age. Things that used to matter to them as college students (ex: social justice) become irrelevant as soon as they start paying taxes and need to afford rent, student loans, food, weed, Starbucks, Jeff Goldblum shower curtains, etc.

The Senna was the turd in the punch bowl for electric cars. It wasn’t AWD. It only had 789hp, not 1000+. It didn’t have instant torque.

Based on today’s tire technology, it appears that 2.05 seconds is the theoretical fastest 0-60.

Reverse: I think the eeriest thing about Flight 19 comes from a 1991 treasure hunting expedition that discovered the wreckage of 5 Avengers on the seafloor of the Bermuda Triangle. They naturally suspected it was the wreckage of Flight 19, but subsequent investigation found the numbers on the planes didn’t match. They…

Afroduck made the video publicly available before the statute of limitations expired. While the Cannonball guys are still within the statute of limitations, they only shared the data with previous record holders. It’s only “official” in the sense that major Cannonball veterans collectively agreed that this is a new…

Originally, record setters would wait for the statute of limitations to expire, but Ed Bollian, the previous record holder, proved that you could announce the results immediately so long as you didn’t publicly publish the data. Without publicly available data, States can’t prove any illegal activity occurred within…

Nobody ever advocated for decriminalizing texting while driving.

Again, you’ve learned nothing from the Tough on Crime era.

“Make phone use a 3 strikes your out policy. Three infractions, loss of license for 10 years.”

I’m so ashamed of my fellow Jalops right now. How has NOBODY yet mentioned the tractors from Lamborghini or Porsche?!?

Isn’t Peterson a lifelong Liberal?

I think debt is only a contributing factor. Techonology-driven cultural shifts are primarily to blame.

Sometimes I stand on the toilet seat to make my piss stream sound louder.