“Butt soft! What wind through yonder sphincter breaks?” *fart noises*

Was there ANY need to take that bullshit out of the grays??

A for Effort only works in grade school. How anybody involved thought that a trivia game that doesn’t boot up half the time, doesn’t save your settings, and can only be played at 6pm EST once per day was gonna “save democracy” and get thousands of people out to vote is a fucking mystery. 

I watched the fight with some McGregor fans and they were like, “he should be DQ’d!” Like despite their dude losing in horrendous fashion, they’d still take the W if it came from a post fight incident.

Dude seriously. You let one person control your organization the way the UFC let McGregor do, and you reap what you fucking sow. The Islamophobia shit was so disgusting that any other mature organization pulls him immediately. But the UFC let McGregor get bigger than itself. But that’s also because Dana White is a…

It’s this issue, it’s Kavanaugh... what the fuck is this shit and why do we keep allowing it to happen??? Too many women excuse horrible behavior done to other women, and the worst type to me are the ones that go “well something similar or worse happened to me and I got over it/got mine without noise so why are we…

Remy shot a close friend because she thought she stole $1000 from her but jail is too high of price to pay for sexual assault?

We had corroborating stories, a damn admission from the perpetrator that he used to do what he was accused of, and the only defenses of him have been false equivalence or hotxp conspiracy.…

This is exactly how he should be treated any time he appears, speaks, or even pokes his head out from behind an Oval Office curtain; contemptuous laughter followed with “Shut the fuck up, Donnie.”

One of the Aussie papers had this par:

I think the time between what he says and the laughter is due to the translation taking time to filter to the diplomats earphones.

please drop the soap 

It should take me about less than a minute to vote against Trump and the GOP in the Midterms. I’m voting Dems down the line.

Larry Wilmore has been waiting for this.

For right now I’m just grateful that justice was served in Cosby’s case. Benito Tangerini definitely deserves to go to jail for the potpourri of crimes he probably committed, but in this one category Cosby managed to be an even bigger scum bag than the pussy grabber himself.

Reading her impact statement will not change their  minds.  If you still support cosby nothing is going to make u believe the victims 

Slowly and painfully.

You have my permission to die in that prison.

In the mean time, the Trump-chumps will still insist that Obama made our country the laughing stock of the world, while the world literally laughs in Trump’s face.

This is the exact right tactic to take with a bully like Trump. If more people just directly laughed in his face, it would devastate him more than anything. If the entire press core just laughed every time he made an outlandish claim, instead of trying to nail him with a serious question, I think he would just wilt…

Why Lord why? Has the US been so bad that we deserve this guy?