Who wants to tell JM that the Italians and the Irish, actually did receive their white privilege card, right after they lynched a bunch of black people.  

$10 says every one of these guys has an American flag in their Facebook profile pic and lists “School of Hard Knocks” under Education.

“Won’t someone please think of the five-time-so-far accused rapist?!?”

We live in the USA where you’re supposed to be innocent until proven guilty.

Innocent until proven guilty applies only to a court of law, not to the court of public opinion, an employer, or to representation.

Cool.

Are you a Scientologist, a sex pest, or both?

$200,000 to politicians and super PACs.

What about Peter Paul and David Paul, the Barbarian Brothers?

You know what they say in Texas:

She was? Where did you glean that? What I’m seeing is a stunning lack of self-awareness.

DISCLAIMER: I couldn’t give less of a shit regarding what comedians do/don’t joke about. If I don’t find it funny, I’ll turn off the TV/walk out of the club.

Brian Kilmeade is the dumbest FoxNews host not named Steve Doocy.

One of the few upsides to Kinja is watching alt-right losers attempt to troll, then come across as the dorks they are. You can’t hide your social awkwardness and impotence, even if you think you’re edgy.

“If a white person had said...” You don’t really care about what they said, you’re just turning it into an Us vs. Them scenario so that you can justify anger toward minorities.

I just watched the special: Dave addresses the anger at the trans community towards him. While it’s not the most, uh, progressive thing ever (“I believe trans people! The fact that they’re willing to cut their dicks off is more than enough proof for me”) he does point out that he in no way thinks trans people should…

It must be awesome being at your party where the only acceptable entertainment is Mo Rocca and a couple of old Enya CDs.

Really? “Massive bigot?” “Hate?”

Dave Chapelle is a better human being than you. You’ve got nothing but hate.

Another dude born on third and thinks he hit a triple. Can we launch them all into space?