Somewhere in Boston, an intern is secretly creating a “Known Rapist” chyron for next season. 

Alan Keys - the uncle that never tells the truth

Chrisette Michele, ex-play cousin on my grandma’s uncle side of the family.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Stealing $20 million sounds like a lot, but among former Kansas City Chiefs he still trails Matt Cassel.

As as anyone but Pats fan I support whoever can beat them. Not the Patriots again. God no, not that crew and their insufferable fans. I will not be able to stand their humble brags for the rest of their lives about how the Pats defied and defeated a global conspiracy by Goodell, the NFL and the fourth horseman of the…

I’ll say it over and over;

This is scary. It’s happened to me before. Sometimes the effects aren’t felt immediately, but then suddenly you lose all of your motor skills.. That’s why I stopped doing gravity bong hits.