It’s 3PM and this thing has 18%NP. This shitheap was built in 1999.

This is a 24 year old car! Who the hell are you maniacs?

Show yourselves!

I owned four of these in various shapes and forms and so I feel I have standing to chime in here. I think this is a marginally high NP and if you could get this to $10,500 on an all cash deal it would be great, esp with new clutch, cargo matt, roof rack and stick.

The SAAB parts are hard to get thing is smoke. This car…

As an owner of the 86 Buick Electra as a first car, I cannot fathom having nostalgia for GM heaps of this era whatsoever unless it was a Grand Natty.

Ya sorry this car is pointless in automatic, and I am not a Manual Elitist Douche (even though I’ve had several manuals, including a manual convertible). Get a Sebring.

ND.

I’m not a JEEP person but isn’t it anathema to have the rectangular head lights on one of these? I always thought it was round or GTFO.

Anyways, crack pipe. 

Ya that particular era, and for Toyota most of all, was very marked by the plastic-fantastic, Fischer Price My First Interior aesthetic. But if you’re bouncing around, big bulbous buttons might be good. 

Looks really comfortable!

Owned 4 SAABs in my lifetime including 2 turbo X’s, both of which cost less than this car. I want to appreciate and like this car for this guy, but not at this price. Sorry. This is a $10k car at most. And I’ve driven this vehicle, as well. The torque steer will  break your wrists stock. Can’t imagine what it is like…

Say it out loud as you are writing the check: This car was made during the Clinton Administration.

Crack pipe at this price by a factor of 2. We are not really here, are we?

This is in inexplicably good shape for its age and the money borders on fuck-it money. That said, you’re just buying a box full of problems, mostly electrical. And there’s nothing nostalgic or cool enough to make this mom-mobile into a project car. No one will go ooo and ahhh if you get this thing back to showroom…

plz send link to build sheet!

The Phantom Menace. What a bizzaro parallel to structure an article around. Anyways this vehicle is just dumb, which is the part you got right. 

This bro loves Mazda—- shouldn’t we propose the upcoming CX-90 PHEV? He can also get this at the same dealer (early next year) who probably love him.

He paid the 375 bucks! He’s the only one in this whole shitshow who did was he was supposed to!

put that i6 in the miattta fuggginnnn doooooo ittt p|_|$$$$Y

...Taurus, probe, any K-car, eclipse, Saturns...

Can you recommend a model?

(Also I like your username. I owned 4 9-3s, including 2 turbo Xs at one point)

It’s not a rebate. It’s a settlement payment. You are bargaining away legal position in exchange for consideration. There are few types of settlement payments which are non-taxable, and those are almost always in the context of a personal injury case where there has been actual bodily harm. 

Point 1- Uncle Sam is prob gonna take half of that payment so you need to contemplate that from the outset and weigh it against Point 2, which is