Senior week?

Was there ever a Chrysler neon? I thought it was Plymouth and then switched to dodge...

I’d be suspicious.

Looks like they were parked in a grassy field. I suspect a hot catalytic converter is to blame.

Sorry sir, we can’t park your car...

Are you channeling Jim Gaffigan or something?

Useless as tits on a boar....but tits nonetheless!

That’s a tough call. It used to be pretty clear, but nowadays with hipsters thrown into the equation, it’s difficult to tell.

That was the ultimate Cock car 10 years ago

Boob McBoobface

I’m going on 13 years with no problems...so...tomorrow maybe?

That back bumper tho...

PCI Bus?

Sponsored by Norelco!

Hopefully they improve their maps so it doesn’t take you through the seedy parts of town.

Do you think it will be so autonomous that you won’t have to concentrate on driving?

I wonder how many people you’ll be able to squeeze into it?

So apple is getting into the Zamboni business?

These things must really drive funny.

Pretty sure his motor is cooked.