marshallgetto
MarshallGetto
marshallgetto

Glad to see all of these useless center-right folks who have been saying “tsk tsk” at Trump for the last year can still manage to also hop on the shame wagon for Bee.

Shouldn’t those T’s be gold?

If Bob Iger personally calls up Trump and says “Go fuck yourself you orange wanna be billionaire” and then plays a recording of the conversation for the public, I will pledge my soul to the Walt Disney Company and their quest for word domination. I will also get a pair of mouse ears tattooed on my penis as a symbol of

On Greitens- note that he rode out the sexual assault allegations and the first campaign finance violations but resigned immediately following a court order to turn over documents relating to a dark money group he helped set up.....Politically resigning when the initial sex scandal broke (before said scandal became

Is that how Americans store their billions of weapons? Looks like an accident, or a mass-shooting, waiting to happen :O

Are we doing 500 Days of Meghan McCain and nobody told me?

KIDS ARE BEING MOLESTED BY DELICIOUS PIZZA!

Frontier Airlines: Now Serving Tim Horton’s Coffee!

I love that Pollyanna argument against all regulations— “Well, if we remove those bothersome regulations, businesses will ALL just automatically step right up to the plate, all by themselves, and pay higher wages and ensure higher levels of safety and address inequality!” Sure, and maybe foie gras makes you lose

NASA.

ROCKS! FALLING INTO THE OCEAN!

I ALREADY AM BEST.

“Alright, any reporter who’s not Briebart, FOX or Storm Front go ahead and grab your star-shaped press creds.”

We’s a nation of fuckin’ idiots and I is glad we done stopped pretendin’ otherhow.

It’s just enough to drive a modern person mad to listen to these incels from the internet area ensconced in their comfortable secure lives complaining about the fact that they’re discriminated against because they don’t have enough sex. It’s like, Jesus get a hobby. For Christ’s sake, you — you — ”

Specifically, I’m gonna guesd you mean they’re ok with their male children dating Asian women. I tend to find that any exception falls away pretty fast when it comes to “their” men and “our” women.

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